Ginger Dinner Date With Your Mom

Limited availability. Unlimited awkwardness.

Ever looked at your mom and thought, “She deserves better”? Well now she can have better... Introducing the EPIC Dinner Date with The Ginger - a charming, bearded gentleman with the social finesse of a golden retriever and the rugged good looks of a half-baked lumberjack.

He’ll pick her up in a Jeep that smells like freedom and brake cleaner, open her door and take her somewhere fancier than Olive Garden — unless your mom really likes those breadsticks.

What’s included:

• One (1) Ginger in a flannel shirt, smelling faintly of tire smoke and emotional availability.
• Deep, meaningful eye contact and two compliments per hour.
• A pre-rehearsed story about how you “never really appreciated her until now”.
• A firm but respectful hand on the small of her back (optional but statistically effective).
• A guaranteed “goodnight text” sent from a flip phone for extra romance.

Disclaimers:

• Your mom will talk about him at every family gathering afterward.
• The Ginger is not legally responsible for any step-sibling scenarios that may arise.
• If your dad challenges him to an arm-wrestling match, we are not liable for the emotional fallout.

Customer Reviews:

• ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He called her ‘my queen’ and now she won’t stop smiling. I hate him. 10/10.”
• ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Dinner, dancing, AND he fixed her leaky sink. I’m calling him dad now.”
• ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Wouldn’t let me join. Said it was a ‘private evening.’ Rude. But fair.”